Monday, December 21, 2015

The Dilemma of Every Student Ever

Ok, so now I have finally realized that not all subjects give me a headache and let's narrow it down even more that in the subjects that do give me a headache there are only certain chapters which I find completely pointless. But as a student it is my birthright to criticize the present educational system. 

History: Why are we being taught about the stupid decisions of long dead people. It's not I can use necromancy to call on their souls and then destroy them as a way to avenge my ancestors. 

Physics : Apart from teaching about friction and gravity there is absolutely nothing useful taught in this subject. The whole thing is based on assumption and estimation.There is hardly any fact involved and that is the only reason I get ticked off. 

Biology: You teach me my body's working and structure fine great. You teach me the diseases that affect me and the cures fantastic. But what is the point of teaching me the anatomy of a frog or cockroach and all the the creepy crawlers  when the first thing that I will do is reach for my slipper to hit it than identify whether it's a parasite or worm and which minuscule body part is which. 

Maths : Don't even get me started on the x's and y's and all the roots and squares. There will be a single sad and pathetic chapter that deals with real everyday maths and the rest is nonsense which will never help me. 

Well I can go on and on about the cons of the subjects but my thumbs have started aching typing constantly on my phone while I am stuck in an awkward family lunch. Byeeee !!

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Head in the Clouds (insert cloud emoji)

So I'm back from my trip to US and at the conference that I attended and it was a great success as I won 2 prizes at the conference ( told you I awesome ). But the catch was that the conference was for just 2 days and the rest of the trip was spent making fun and some regretful memories , which are better buried off in the back of my head. Fifteen of us went Wild , Crazy AND Completely against our Character in school and had a Great time. 
Some of the fun ones were : 

Teaching  our recently acquired friend at the MUN the the the swaggeriest word in the punjabi language 
                     TATTI ( aka POOP ) 
And guess what in Philippines , in the Filipino language it is known as Taei ( so many similarities *sighs and wipes non existent tears* ). 

Partying to the songs sung by a street singer in the middle of the street at Fisherman's Wharf while the rest of the world stopped and stared 'cause we're Awesome. 

THE BUS : Like there are so many hilarious and snortifying incidents that even the Length of the worlds longest written material would fall short in front of it. The time when we literally had dance wars in the aisle and the time when a stink bomb which could give competition to the Hiroshima atom bomb was dropped in the toilet would definitely take the cake though ( yes there was a toilet in the bus, let me tell though the idea of it stinks, literally ). 

And before i get carried away with all the tales this is it for now and I promise the updates would be more regular now.