Friday, August 28, 2015

Warning, You May Have NDTDA Syndrome

This is an extremely common syndrome in people but research has shown that it is a part of every teenagers life, infact it is part of their nature. NDTDA or the No Desire To Do Anything Syndrome is what has affected everyone around here. 
Even The Minions Have It !!!!!!

So what's the cure for this???  
Till now Dr. Seher has been able to deduct only a single solution and that to works by manipulation of the person's psychology. 

The cur is none other than a lecture by the world's most lethal person when she wants to be , and that is a mother's lecture. It has worked wonders and Dr. Seher is currently speaking from experience. She hopes to find a more simpler cure. But until then prevention is better then cure. 

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Crush Chronicles

'I think I like him, nah he's just good looking that's all , um right ?!?!?'. So all of you know exactly what I'm talking about and if not then it's not my problem nor my business. But for those who relate to the shocking feeling of realizing the fact that you have crush and that too on a non famous person , but an honest to goodness guy who is also in school , guess what I just joined the club. 

But here's the thing. The girl in both the pictures is the same one, it is the person who is being crushed on is different. And just read on before thinking that I'm crazy just read it first. 

In the first case it is someone famous , maybe the popular jock or Zayn Malik. the acceptance is there because you accept that they are good looking and don't mind oogling them and soon the infatuation becomes just a bit more personal. 

But the second picture is the one in which we realize that : 
a). The person is not really popular. 
b). They may be in reach. 
c). The initial stage has passed and we're in too deep ( sort of like Candace from 'Phineas and Ferb' , you know the one which boderlines creepy ). 
And hence the screaming or crying when realization dawns upon us. 

Unfortunately no cure has been invented to make a crush go away. But even then they are painfully funny when they are over ( because let's face it even if you let it go your friends won't let it go for a veeeeerry looooong time ). And maybe just maybe you may even end up with them , but until then happy crushing or heartbreaking crushing 'cause 'they won't be called crushes if they didn't crush our own heart in the process '. 

( don't worry I promise there will be another entry on this later but until then bye 👋. ). 

Monday, August 3, 2015

5 Reasons Why Money May Actually Buy Happiness

I may sound extremely bratty right now, but trust me once you here the reasons you'll completely agree with me (hopefully). 

So here they are 

1). Food : (Didn't expect it, did you?). But think about it whether you go to a 5 star restaurant or make a simple bread and jam for yourself, you need money to buy it. 

2). Clothes : Wether you buy them from a thrift store or H&M you need money to buy it. And whether you like to face it or not ours is an extremely self obsessed generation and most of us like everything fancy. And yet ,again money is needed. 

3). Books : Haters gonna hate but the rest of you know exactly what I'm talking about , cause without books there won't be the numerous crazy fandoms we are proud of and a part of. 

4). The Idiot Box : Look whether you use it to watch History TV or Star World you need to pay the bill to continue watching, becase 'बाप का राज नहीं है भाया' ( your dad isn't the king brotha ). 

5). WI-FI : Literally our lifeline without which we are not able to function even for a second too has a bill which needs to be paid.