Monday, June 22, 2015

The Great Indian Garam Masala 😝

Just so you know this is not a culinary entry. I am a gastronomical disaster. But about Indian families which are even more diverse than Garam Masala which is also the offspring of numerous spices. 
Now I may or may not know about other families today , but people I know will agree to having crazy family roots.  And those roots make for a heck of a reunion, which held almost every 2 months. But whether one has a big family or a small one every one will agree to have these certain types of relatives. 

The Know-It-All : this is the type of relative , who feels the need to give their opinion to anyone and everyone and won't rest till the work is carried out in the same way. This is mostly an elder relative like grand parents or nosy uncle and aunts. 

The Perfect Pooper : this person over here is the kind of cousin who is uno perfecto in everything, the way they they do stuff is also peeeeerfect , the adults make it seem as this person's poop too is perfect and deserves to be preserved in the national museum. 

• The Mirror Mirror I am the Fairest
 of All : this is the type of relative who literally worship themselves and also put other down with snide comments. For example " Darling don't you use a facewash , I mean look at all the acne , you should also start using the facewash by forest essentials and your skin will also hopefully glow like mine ."  Excusez moi lady until unless I ask for your opinion don't give it to me please go back to  admiring your ugly personality in that mirror and leave me alone !!!!!

The Not A Stranger: this is the relative whom you last met ...... when you were a baby , and hence they become strangers yet you can't say that you don't remember them 'cause it's impolite and rude and hence you pretend to know them until.  

It would probably take me eons to describe each and every relative of mine and hence I am going to take my leave now. But don't worry I promise I'll put up another installment of this in the near future. Ciao and until then over and out. 


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